Finally, we know the plan for dealing with the migrants, and I must say it's very European. No, that's definitely not a compliment.
We begin our display of European solidarity by telling the migrants that they either accept our "redistribution scheme" or we'll send them back (I'm eagerly waiting to see what this will entail). So, even though most of them want to go to Germany, Sweden, et al (aka, Paradise), they'll actually go to, say, Bulgaria, and like it. And they'll only have any sort of social support in the destination we choose for them. So, if they leave, say, Bulgaria, and head for Paradise, I suspect they'll be in a situation akin to illegal immigration.
If they don't accept, then they can apply right where they are. Which, mostly, means Greece and Italy. Most definitely not Paradise.
So, once again, our hard-working Northern buddies show their solidarity by making sure the mess is Someone Else's Problem(TM).
Oh, and 3K million euros for our Turkish friends, because only with this money can they stem the migrant tide. And let's also resume Turkey's EU membership negotiations, because, as we can plainly see, it's a country that shares so many of our values.
Or should that be valuables?