I'd like to congratulate Turkey for a fine display of true European ideals. The blackm... er, negotiation, carried out this week shows an admirable perception of the lessons put forth by Angela Und Wheely Boy.
I, for one, withdraw my previous objections to providing full EU membership to Turkey. The totally remarkable way in which human life was used by both sides in these negotiations shows Turkey is clearly "one of us".
Gentlemen, welcome to the EU.
